Do The Hustle
I've decided that people need to do more dancing.
In fact, I believe that all of the political tension and rhetoric in this country could be avoided entirely if dancing was a requirement of every American. It could be like taxes or social security cards--an absolute. A necessity.
We'd fight obesity, improve libidos and remove racial and socio-economic barriers. We'd feel happier. We'd have better perspective on what really matters. We'd enjoy peace, love and understanding.
Seriously. Can't you just see John McCain and Michelle Obama gettin' jiggy with it? How could they not come to a harmonious place after that? Like the last half hour of a wedding reception, it's nearly impossible to be at odds with people after you've succumbed to the vulnerability of YMCA.
The answer has been here all along. Now it's time to spread the word, people. Get your groove on.
In fact, I believe that all of the political tension and rhetoric in this country could be avoided entirely if dancing was a requirement of every American. It could be like taxes or social security cards--an absolute. A necessity.
We'd fight obesity, improve libidos and remove racial and socio-economic barriers. We'd feel happier. We'd have better perspective on what really matters. We'd enjoy peace, love and understanding.
Seriously. Can't you just see John McCain and Michelle Obama gettin' jiggy with it? How could they not come to a harmonious place after that? Like the last half hour of a wedding reception, it's nearly impossible to be at odds with people after you've succumbed to the vulnerability of YMCA.
The answer has been here all along. Now it's time to spread the word, people. Get your groove on.
posted by jsa at 3:32 PM
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