More Than a Woman

Here's why women are the more highly evolved of the sexes:

When we go to a bar/restaurant and order, get nothing we ask for and very little we actually enjoy eating, we still tip the mediocre waiter generously and close the place down because we are talking and laughing too much to notice the time.

When men go to a bar/restaurant and don't get or enjoy what they order, they leave. Okay, first they hit on the waitress. But if the waitress isn't in a flirty mood, the evening's shot and they leave. They must move on. They complain and grump until they find somewhere else to drink.

Ostensibly, the food desired and paid for should in fact be served. I'll give you that.

But who really cares? Are cold Coronas on the table? Allrightythen. My point is made.

It's all about the chitchat, sistas.