Detroit Rock City

Funny how something as simple as football can unify an entire nation. I mean, I realize not everybody actually cares for it. In fact, I think there are seven people in Utah I heard about who don't watch the Big Game.

Apparently I don't know those people. Apparently anyone I've ever known, gone to school with, run into at the grocery store one day or filled my prescription has decided I'm an invaluable friend that they'd like to reconnect with.

Perhaps I might even, say, get tickets to said Game for them!

Sorry gang, no dice. We're taking the phone off the hook sometime around Thursday. Call us in a few weeks.