The End of the World As We Know It

When I had my twins, everyone I knew received a long, detailed email from me describing the whole event from beginning to end. I wish I'd saved it, but this guy's How it all happened rendition is pretty damn close. In fact, all of his entries are very funny and will give you an excellent idea of what my life has been like for the past few years.

On a related (sort of) note, this sex survey touches on some topics discussed at my recent girls' night out. Use the pull-down menu to breeze through it, but suffice it to say I never realized how phallic Italy is...and yet I've always wanted to go there.